The Blue Beast - A Tribute


The Blue Beast
Two years ago I fell in love with a car, a van to be specific, a blue 1987 Volkswagen Westfalia.  Well, not quite a Westfalia, it’s a Weekender, it has a pop-top, but no kitchen, any VW connoisseur would recognize the difference.  This van has been through some pretty awesome adventures.  

The van at home.
It’s been stuck, it’s broke down, it’s been fixed, it’s driven eighteen hours straight, its gone off road where no van belongs, it’s been in the snow, ice, the rain, high winds, oh the high winds its seen.  Over the last twenty five thousand miles of my life, from California to Wyoming and everywhere between, it has gotten me around and been my home.


The van lives in this campsite.
Jack likes the van
Grandma likes the van
Carmen loves the van.
Abby loves the van (but can't drive it yet).
Ben's Ganesh now lives in the van.
Sometimes I see awesome sunsets in the van.
Sometimes we drink really good wine in the van.
I make a lot of coffee in the van.
Wal-Mart bivy and morning coffee session in the van.
The van goes to Vedauwoo
Brr. Says the van.
Sam and I got really snow storm day drunk in the van.
Awesome views during the snowstorm while trapped in the van.
The van has room for many.
Backgammon in the van
The van in the desert.
Uh oh, it snowed on the van.
Carmen can drive the van.
The van does icy roads
We weather the storm in the van.
Luke can cook anything in the van.
I think while I drive the van.
The van gets stuck...in the middle of nowhere...
I manage to take awesome pictures from the van.
The van gets hot in January in Joshua Tree.
Modelo & Backgammon rest day in the van.
I tell Carmen how much I love her, next to the van.
Day party in the van.
Day reading in the van.
Hoola-hoop by the van.
Sometimes I get crazy in the van.

The Fisher Towers

Cottontail Tower - The Fisher Towers
In climbing there are always a thousand reasons why you haven’t succeeded.  In the mountains success is measured by a summit.  It’s easy to beat yourself up over those times when you didn’t quite make it and disregard the entire experience. 

Last weekend I set out to the Fisher Towers with a good friend who has climbed there a lot.  I met him in Loveland where we got the rack together, a rack unlike anything I had ever seen.  When I thought for sure it was too much, Chris came in with a few hexes, threw them into the pile and told me “We’ll need those, they are for pounding into holes sideways.”

Cold morning.

We were headed to the Fishers to try and repeat a route Chris put up about fifteen years ago and remembers as the hardest route he ever climbed.  I was nervous at his vivid memories of the route, with the first pitch taking him several days to lead.  Despite having a good number of El Cap routes under my belt I was nervous, I had never climbed an aid route on anything but granite.

Thar' she blows.

So when we got to the Fishers in the dark and hiked a load of gear to the base, I stood looking up at the wall above with my headlamp.  Bulges and undulations shot up from the ground, rising dead vertically high over head and out of sight.  The wall was covered with a layer of sand and under every large bulge it looked like someone had dripped huge sand castles of mud onto the small ledges.  I could see the line the route would take, but I couldn’t see any features just thin seams leading to and from piles of sandy mud.

Not So Soft,  Right of center and straight up.
Racking.
The next day we started up the route, two bolts lead to a beak that barely pounded into the wall.  Moving carefully I climbed onto it while breathing deep.  The next placement sank deeper into the rock, providing a little more security; I laughed and joked with Chris to keep psyched, because what else can you do?

And were off.
Beak, beak, (definitely not a cam hook), free move
The pitch went on like this, beaks, arrows, blades, free climbing over sandy mud hummocks, up and up.  At the top of the pitch below the final roof I found the crux.  Chris claimed there was a bolt, but after raining down thirty or fourty pounds of dirt onto myself I gave up looking for it.  A thin, terrible beak allowed me to reach a good cam and relief.  The pitch was over.

Hey, it's over.
When Chris got to the belay, despite both feeling pretty good and excited, we decided we were slightly crunched on time for this mission and made the call to head down and do some less committed things for the next day and half.

So we didn’t repeat the whole route, but we did the crux pitch, we didn’t summit the tower, but yet I don’t feel like I failed.  I showed up to a new area with bizarre and different rock and climbed a hard, intricate pitch.

You don’t have to summit to have successes, you don’t even have to finish a pitch to learn.  We didn’t repeat the route, but I learned to climb at the Fisher Towers.

Is that whole flakey blob thing loose?  I believe it was...

Double down and free climb off it.

sandy.

Pull down not out.


In enough.

The final beak.  Look real careful and you can actually see the bolt
 that I couldn't find...I still am wondering how that happened...


TOTEMS

Maybe I'll do this next time.

Ancient Art

After bailing we still squeaked in Ancient Art.


Chris and an obligatory summit shot, something I did not do.


Pretty Rock

More pretty things in pretty places.